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Put yourself in my shoes for a moment. 

It's late at night... past 11PM. You're exhausted. You haven't slept well for the past three + nights. Your eyelids are sagging. You get ready for bed in between your yawns. You hop into bed and............. nothing happens.

Well, that's not exactly true. Something happens. You begin to worry. About everything under the sun that you have no means of fixing. You worry about if you have to do the online check-in twice for a flight with a layover. You worry that your luggage will get lost on your upcoming trip. You worry about not having enough money to cover all the expenses you'll have this fall. You worry that your blisters (from your impractical but adorable heels) will cause you problems on the walk to work. You worry that you won't be able to attend important family events on October 21. You worry that someone else will be using the washer/dryer so you won't be able to do your laundry tomorrow. You begin to budget a wedding. You worry that the transmission on your car will go out. You worry that the moon will fall out of the sky. You worry that your nostrils are crooked and that you'll need surgery to fix it. You worry that you have a cavity. 

Do you get my drift? 

I'M SICK OF NOT BEING ABLE TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!